"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
That is not a typo.
i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
"I am my own blankie."
A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day
I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT