xxheavyinyourarmsxx:

 #I’m looking at this and all I can think is #young Sam and Jess

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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August  19   ( 380287 )
  
"1,225%"

That’s how much the price of college in America has increased over the past 4 decades

That is not a typo. 

(via autisticcat)

August  19   ( 26198 )
  

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

August  19   ( 559908 )
  

darlingeddiegluskin:

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

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THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

"I am my own blankie."

August  19   ( 183111 )
  

sexhaver:

these geese lit af

August  19   ( 45304 )
  

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

August  19   ( 786375 )
  
"There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you,”
“put your seat belt on,”
“watch your step,”
“get some rest,” …you’ve just got to listen."


— Unknown  (via psych-facts)
August  19   ( 39843 )
  

ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

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